Pickup-Line Panda

HOW MUCH DOES A POLAR BEAR WEIGH? LET'S BE FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

HOW MUCH DOES A POLAR BEAR WEIGH? LET'S BE FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS  Pickup-Line Panda

Babe, if we would be wrestling We would not call it wrestling

Babe, if we would be wrestling We would not call it wrestling  Pickup-Line Panda

YOU MAY HAVE SEEN MY MOVIE "VERY ACCEPTABLE"

YOU MAY HAVE SEEN MY 
MOVIE

roses are red violets are blue I'm goin ballin' how bout you?

roses are red 
violets are blue I'm goin ballin' how bout you?  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits

Roses are red
Violets are blue I suck at poetry
show me your tits  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you from Oklahoma? Cuz I'd fuck you

Are you from Oklahoma?  Cuz I'd fuck you  Pickup-Line Panda

You're so beautiful Let me stick my dick in your ass

You're so beautiful Let me stick my dick in your ass  Pickup-Line Panda

hey sexy, let's make this less like 1984 and more like a brave new world

hey sexy, let's make this less like 1984 and more like a brave new world  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you play piano? I'll bang you on one.

Do you play piano? I'll bang you on one.  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses are blue Violets are red I have to go to the bathroom

Roses are blue
Violets are red I have to go 
to the bathroom  Pickup-Line Panda
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