Pickup-Line Panda

you know when you wake up with a bad taste in your mouth? that was me

you know when you wake up with a bad taste in your mouth? that was me  Pickup-Line Panda

IF I TOLD YOU YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BODY would you hold my dick in your hand for a few minutes?

IF I TOLD YOU YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BODY would you hold my dick in your hand for a few minutes?  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?  Pickup-Line Panda

Baby, are you Joan of Arch? Cause you are ON FIRE!

Baby, are you Joan of Arch? Cause you are ON FIRE!  Pickup-Line Panda

OH I SEE YOU ARE FINALLY AWAKE I FUCKED YOU

OH I SEE YOU ARE FINALLY AWAKE I FUCKED YOU  Pickup-Line Panda

Druk enough to have sex with me yet? no?... that's cool i can wait

Druk enough to have sex with me yet? no?... that's cool i can wait  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you believe in love at first sight? 'Cause I REALLY want to fuck you.

Do you believe in love at first sight? 'Cause I REALLY want to fuck you.  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you from Tennese? CUZ IM GONNA SHOVE MY DICK IN YOUR ASS

Are you from Tennese? CUZ IM GONNA SHOVE MY DICK IN YOUR ASS  Pickup-Line Panda

Is that a stain on your shirt? No? Oh, it's rape

Is that a stain on your shirt? No? Oh, it's rape  Pickup-Line Panda

The word of the day is "legs." Lets go to my place and spread the word.

The word of the day is
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