Pickup-Line Panda

Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause that would explain what happened to your face.

Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause that would explain what happened to your face.  Pickup-Line Panda

Stare at her vagina and say "Are you gonna eat that"

Stare at her vagina and say

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you're magically delicious

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you're magically delicious   Pickup-Line Panda

I hope you have pet insurance because i'm going to destroy your pussy

I hope you have pet insurance because i'm going to destroy your pussy  Pickup-Line Panda

Nice legs What time do they open?

Nice legs What time do they open?  Pickup-Line Panda

Are your legs tired? I Wanna fuck you.

Are your legs tired? I Wanna fuck you.  Pickup-Line Panda

I hope u got auto insurance Cause you just made a dent in my pants

I hope u got auto insurance Cause you just made a dent in my pants  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you an owl? Cuz you have nice hooters

Are you an owl? Cuz you have nice hooters  Pickup-Line Panda

It's not rape it's a struggle snuggle

It's not rape it's a struggle snuggle  Pickup-Line Panda

Fuck me. I'm a panda.

Fuck me. I'm a panda.  Pickup-Line Panda
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