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Pickup-Line Panda

Hey Can I buy you a drink? I promise you I'm waaaay more fuckable after a drink, or 6.

Hey Can I buy you a drink? I promise you I'm waaaay more fuckable after a drink, or 6. Pickup-Line Panda
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Que te controlen el macbook pro con el control remoto sin que te des cuenta Pensar que es un virus, querer borrar itunes y llorar, y decidir ir al servicio tecnico

Que te controlen el macbook pro con el control remoto sin que te des cuenta Pensar que es un virus, querer borrar itunes y llorar, y decidir ir al servicio tecnico Pickup-Line Panda
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Hey, can I show you some kung-fu? We just need a hotel room.

Hey, can I show you some kung-fu? We just need a hotel room. Pickup-Line Panda
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Would you like to join me... for some passion and ecstasy?

Would you like to join me... for some passion and ecstasy? Pickup-Line Panda
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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Pickup-Line Panda
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Hey girl, tell me who your gynecologist is so I can lick his fingers

Hey girl, tell me who your gynecologist is so I can lick his fingers Pickup-Line Panda
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My dick is like caffeine It'l keep you up all night

My dick is like caffeine It'l keep you up all night Pickup-Line Panda
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You have pretty small tits for a fat chick

You have pretty small tits for a fat chick Pickup-Line Panda
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"wanna get some pizza and fuck" "uh, no" "what you don't like pizza?"
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I think that I have HIV. You wanna be positive?

I think that I have HIV. You wanna be positive? Pickup-Line Panda
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