Pickup-Line Panda

GET IN MY VAN OR WE WILL BOTH HAVE BLACK EYES

GET IN MY VAN OR WE WILL BOTH HAVE BLACK EYES  Pickup-Line Panda

No grass on the field? PLAY IN THE MUD

No grass on the field? PLAY IN THE MUD  Pickup-Line Panda

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

roses are red 
violets are blue i suck at poetry
show me your tits  Pickup-Line Panda

I dont want this beer The bottle does not have your number on it

I dont want this beer  The bottle does not have your number on it  Pickup-Line Panda

I wanna do good things to your bad parts And bad things to your good parts

I wanna do good things to your bad parts And bad things 
to your good parts  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm like pokemon i wanna pikachu

I'm like pokemon i wanna pikachu   Pickup-Line Panda

Do you want to play Deathly Hallows? You just take me to your bed and I'll Slytherin.

Do you want to play Deathly Hallows?
 You just take me to your bed and I'll Slytherin.
  Pickup-Line Panda

THE BEST TIP I CAN GIVE FOR PICKING UP CHICKS IS ALWAYS REMEMBER TO BEND AT THE KNEES

THE BEST TIP I CAN GIVE FOR PICKING UP CHICKS IS ALWAYS REMEMBER TO BEND AT THE KNEES  Pickup-Line Panda

I wanna kiss you passionately on your lips Then move up to your belly button.

I wanna kiss you passionately on your lips Then move up to your belly button.  Pickup-Line Panda

You're just like my little toe You're small, you're cute, and when I get home tonight I'm going to bang you on the coffee table.

You're just like my little toe You're small, you're cute, and when I get home tonight I'm going to bang you on the coffee table.  Pickup-Line Panda
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