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Have you ever seen Titanic? No? That's cool, let's fuck.

Have you ever seen Titanic? No? That's cool, let's fuck.  Pickup-Line Panda

alle jonathan en luca willen julle een pintje gaan halen want ik heb nog niet genoeg allee hoe lang duurt dat nog ik bijna dood en ik heb nog geen pintje

alle jonathan en luca willen julle een pintje gaan halen want ik heb nog niet genoeg allee hoe lang duurt dat nog ik bijna dood en ik heb nog geen pintje   Pickup-Line Panda

I may not be the best looking guy here But im better than pp tien

I may not be the best looking guy here But im better than pp tien  Pickup-Line Panda

Fuck me if im wrong but you want to kiss me

Fuck me if im wrong but you want to kiss me  Pickup-Line Panda

Girl, if your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas Can I get to you between the holidays

Girl, if your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas  Can I get to you between the holidays  Pickup-Line Panda

YOU . ME. HOT TUB MAKES 3

YOU . ME. HOT TUB MAKES 3  Pickup-Line Panda

Girl, is your dad a drug dealer? because your dope

Girl, is your dad a drug dealer?  because your dope  Pickup-Line Panda

roses are red, violets are blue im bad at poetry, lets have sex

roses are red, 
violets are blue im bad at poetry,
 lets have sex  Pickup-Line Panda

My watch says you aren't wearing any underwear Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast

My watch says you aren't wearing any underwear Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast  Pickup-Line Panda

How tall am I? Five foot six... and seven inches.

How tall am I?  
Five foot six... and seven inches.  Pickup-Line Panda
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