Pickup-Line Panda

If I said you had a beautiful booty... Would you hold it against me?

If I said you had a beautiful booty... Would you hold it against me?  Pickup-Line Panda

Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock!

Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock!  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you a child laborer? Because I'm not going to buy you clothes bitch

Are you a child laborer? Because I'm not going to buy you clothes bitch  Pickup-Line Panda

Is it true what they say about blondes? Let's invite your blonde friend back to our place to find out.

Is it true what they say about blondes? Let's invite your blonde friend back to our place to find out.  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey baby i just shit in my pants Can i get in yours?

Hey baby i just shit in my pants  Can i get in yours?  Pickup-Line Panda

Screw Home Depot I've got all the wood you need

Screw Home Depot I've got all the wood you need  Pickup-Line Panda

Theres a party in your mouth tonight. And I'm coming.

Theres a party in your mouth tonight. And I'm coming.  Pickup-Line Panda

Did you clean your pants with Windex? Cuz' I can practically see myself in them

Did you clean your pants with Windex? Cuz' I can practically see myself in them  Pickup-Line Panda

you probably thought this was pickup line panda nope, chuck testa

you probably thought this was pickup line panda nope, chuck testa  Pickup-Line Panda

baby, You remind me of my big toe i'd bang you on the coffee table

baby, You remind me of my big toe  i'd bang you on the coffee table  Pickup-Line Panda
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