Pickup-Line Panda

Did you fall from heaven or out of a tree?

Did you fall from heaven or out of a tree?  Pickup-Line Panda

I've always been endangered But you just made me engorged

I've always been endangered But you just made me engorged  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you an angel? Because I'm gonna FUCK you to DEATH!!

Are you an angel? Because I'm gonna FUCK you to DEATH!!  Pickup-Line Panda

Is heaven missing an angel? Would they like to be?

Is heaven missing an angel? Would they like to be?  Pickup-Line Panda

You're perfect like woven lace Sit on my fucking face

You're perfect like woven lace Sit on my fucking face  Pickup-Line Panda

So, tell me. You like guys with big dicks? You do? Nice to meet you. My name's Steve

So, tell me.
You like guys with big dicks? You do? Nice to meet you.
My name's Steve  Pickup-Line Panda

Im three months behind on my phone bill. Because what hole do you want me to put my fuzzy in.

Im three months behind on my phone bill. Because what hole do you want me to put my fuzzy in.  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses are red, violets are blue My manly strength will dominate you

Roses are red, violets are blue My manly strength will dominate you  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey, I haven't seen you all day! Maybe I can see you all night?

Hey, I haven't seen you all day! Maybe I can see you all night?  Pickup-Line Panda

You must be a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you.

You must be a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you.  Pickup-Line Panda
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