Pickup-Line Panda

you ever spread for a panda Amanda?

you ever spread for a panda Amanda?  Pickup-Line Panda

What's black and white and hard all over? MY DICK

What's black and white and hard all over? MY DICK  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you drink almond milk? Because you look like you need my nuts.

Do you drink almond milk? Because you look like you need my nuts.  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Grota Has Some Small Balls

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue Grota Has Some 
Small Balls  Pickup-Line Panda

Is that a window between your legs? Cause I wanna hang out of it

Is that a window
between your legs? Cause I wanna hang out of it  Pickup-Line Panda

roses are red violets are blue i'm getting laid tonight cause i'm stronger than you

roses are red 
violets are blue i'm getting laid tonight cause i'm stronger than you  Pickup-Line Panda

ARE THOSE MIRRORS ON YOUR PANTS? BECAUSE I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THEM

ARE THOSE MIRRORS ON YOUR PANTS? BECAUSE I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THEM  Pickup-Line Panda

I've got a knife and a penis one of them is going inside you

I've got a knife and a penis one of them is going inside you  Pickup-Line Panda

Easter is coming Can I paint your eggs?

Easter is coming Can I paint your eggs?  Pickup-Line Panda

Your right leg is christmas and your left one is new years I wanna visit you on the 28th of december

Your right leg is christmas and your left one is new years I wanna visit you on the 28th of december  Pickup-Line Panda
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