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Pickup-Line Panda

Fuck me if I'm right, But I was first

Fuck me if I'm right, But I was first Pickup-Line Panda
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"Come here often?" "You see me here every other day, loser." "No, you look slutty. I was just asking if you *came* here often."
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NICE SHOES? WANNA FUCK

NICE SHOES? WANNA FUCK Pickup-Line Panda
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Hey miss, are you stuck up? Or is it just my penis?

Hey miss, are you stuck up? Or is it just my penis? Pickup-Line Panda
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I heard you like chaos I can show you some real Panda-moan-ium

I heard you like chaos I can show you some real Panda-moan-ium Pickup-Line Panda
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I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY STEAK MEDIUM RARE AND JUST A LITTLE BLOODY.

I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY STEAK MEDIUM RARE AND JUST A LITTLE BLOODY. Pickup-Line Panda
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ARE YOU AN ARCHAEOLOGIST? BECAUSE I HAVE THIS LARGE BONE FOR YOU TO EXAMINE

ARE YOU AN ARCHAEOLOGIST? BECAUSE I HAVE THIS LARGE BONE FOR YOU TO EXAMINE Pickup-Line Panda
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So... Wanna help me get rid of my wood?

So... Wanna help me get rid of my wood? Pickup-Line Panda
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Is that a mirror on your pocket? Because I'm going to rape you.

Is that a mirror on your pocket? Because I'm going to rape you. Pickup-Line Panda
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I lost my phone number Wanna do it?

I lost my phone number Wanna do it? Pickup-Line Panda
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