Pickup-Line Panda

If I said you had a nice body... Would you take off your pants and dance around a little?

If I said you had a nice body... Would you take off your pants and dance around a little?  Pickup-Line Panda

roses are red metal is tru0o All my base r belong to you

roses are red 
metal is tru0o All my base r belong to you  Pickup-Line Panda

Hi my name is Steve. Does the smell like chloroform to you?

Hi my name is Steve. Does the smell like chloroform to you?  Pickup-Line Panda

IF WE DON'T FUCK I'LL DIE

IF WE DON'T FUCK I'LL DIE  Pickup-Line Panda

Si toxic etait pas la... ...vous serriez vous sur minecraft ?

Si toxic etait pas la... ...vous serriez vous sur minecraft ?  Pickup-Line Panda

Is that floral print? because i'm going to have sex with your butthole

Is that floral print? because i'm going to have sex with your butthole  Pickup-Line Panda

Get drunk hump stump

Get drunk hump stump  Pickup-Line Panda

If you were an ATM machine I'd be making deposits all day

If you were an ATM machine I'd be making deposits all day  Pickup-Line Panda

I have a hilarious dick. I'll leave your snatch in stiches.

I have a hilarious dick. I'll leave your snatch in stiches.  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you an Oreo? Because I'm going to double stuff you.

Are you an Oreo? Because I'm going to double stuff you.  Pickup-Line Panda
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