Pickup-Line Panda

I CAN EAT UP TO 20kg OF BAMBOO A DAY Ladies

I CAN EAT UP TO 20kg OF BAMBOO A DAY Ladies  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey lets play army ill lay down and you blow the shit out of me

Hey lets play army ill lay down and you blow the shit out of me  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey baby, would you like some raisins? No? How about a date?

Hey baby, would you like some raisins? No? How about a date?  Pickup-Line Panda

YOU MUST BE MY NEW BOSS BECAUSE YOU JUST GAVE ME A RAISE

YOU MUST BE MY NEW BOSS BECAUSE YOU JUST GAVE ME A RAISE  Pickup-Line Panda

If I wanted your opinion I would remove the duct tape

If I wanted your opinion I would remove the duct tape  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Hey, nice shoes. Wanna fuck?  Pickup-Line Panda

I finally got into WoW Fucking GW2 is coming out.

I finally got into WoW Fucking GW2 is coming out.  Pickup-Line Panda

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass  Pickup-Line Panda

If I could rearrange the alphabet My species wouldn't be going extinct.

If I could rearrange the alphabet My species wouldn't be going extinct.  Pickup-Line Panda

Come on sweetheart, why don't you just let me put the head in

Come on sweetheart,  why don't you just let me put the head in  Pickup-Line Panda
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