Pickup-Line Panda

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious  Pickup-Line Panda

You remind me of my big toe. Because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

You remind me of my big toe.  Because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.   Pickup-Line Panda

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven.. Because have sex with me.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven.. Because have sex with me.   Pickup-Line Panda

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY NOSE AND MY LOAD I'M NOT BLOWING MY NOSE ON YOUR FACE TONIGHT

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY NOSE AND MY LOAD I'M NOT BLOWING MY NOSE ON YOUR 
FACE TONIGHT  Pickup-Line Panda

Ay girl, are you from Iraq? 'Cause I think you should Baghdad ass up

Ay girl, are you from Iraq?  'Cause I think you should Baghdad ass up   Pickup-Line Panda

DO YOU LIKE SUBWAY CAUSE' I CAN FEED YOU A FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONG

DO YOU LIKE SUBWAY CAUSE' I CAN FEED YOU A FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONG  Pickup-Line Panda

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONNA!!! WHERE'S DA CAKE???

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONNA!!! WHERE'S DA CAKE???  Pickup-Line Panda

Maybe Nikki...nvm or how about Rachel...damn ill just settle with my left hand...

Maybe Nikki...nvm
or how about Rachel...damn ill just settle with my left hand...  Pickup-Line Panda

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my dick in your ass

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my dick in your ass  Pickup-Line Panda

Nice glasses I bet they'd look better on my dick.

Nice glasses I bet they'd look better on my dick.  Pickup-Line Panda
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