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The word of the day is "legs" Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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I may not be the best looking guy here But im sure im a hell of alot better then rachel tolololololol

I may not be the best looking guy here But im sure im a hell of alot better then rachel tolololololol  Pickup-Line Panda

GIRL, YOU'RE LIKE SPACE MOUNTAIN I'D QUEUE ALL DAY TO RIDE YOU

GIRL, YOU'RE LIKE SPACE MOUNTAIN I'D QUEUE ALL DAY TO RIDE YOU  Pickup-Line Panda

I JUST SHIT MY PANTS CAN I GET INTO YOURS?

I JUST SHIT MY PANTS CAN I GET INTO YOURS?  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses are red, violets are blue if you don't say yes, I'll just rape you

Roses are red, violets are blue if you don't say yes, I'll just rape you  Pickup-Line Panda

Have you seen my keys? I left them by Dave's dick

Have you seen my keys? I left them by Dave's dick  Pickup-Line Panda

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to hold you down while I rape you

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to hold you down while I rape you  Pickup-Line Panda

NICE SHOES WANNA FUCK?

NICE SHOES WANNA FUCK?  Pickup-Line Panda

How do you feel about wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tubemen? Wanna BANG one?

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My stocks are down second date and a handjob bad investment

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