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Pickup-Line Panda

When you don't know the next Salsa step Just listen to my body, it will tell you what to do next.

When you don't know the next Salsa step Just listen to my body, it will tell you what to do next. Pickup-Line Panda
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Will you be the captain... Of my semen?

Will you be the captain... Of my semen? Pickup-Line Panda
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You’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while engulfed in flames …And in case you didn’t know, that̵

You’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while engulfed in flames …And in case you didn’t know, that̵ Pickup-Line Panda
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ARE YOU A CONDOM CAUSE MY PENIS SHOULD BE IN YOU

ARE YOU A CONDOM CAUSE MY PENIS SHOULD BE IN YOU Pickup-Line Panda
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how much does a polar bear weigh? who cares lets fuck

how much does a polar bear weigh? who cares lets fuck Pickup-Line Panda
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If I could rearrange the alphabet... I would rape you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet... I would rape you. Pickup-Line Panda
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Are you my backyard? Because I really feel like burying my bone in you.

Are you my backyard? Because I really feel like burying my bone in you. Pickup-Line Panda
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What fucks like a tiger and winks? ;)

What fucks like a tiger and winks? ;) Pickup-Line Panda
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I lost my vagina Can I have yours?

I lost my vagina Can I have yours? Pickup-Line Panda
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Hey baby, are you a chicken farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise cock.

Hey baby, are you a chicken farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise cock. Pickup-Line Panda
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