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Pickup-Line Panda

Is that a mirror in your pants pocket? Because let me snort cocaine off your ass

Is that a mirror in your pants pocket? Because let me snort cocaine off your ass Pickup-Line Panda
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According to my magic watch you're not wearing any underwear oh wait, its 15 minutes fast

According to my magic watch you're not wearing any underwear oh wait, its 15 minutes fast Pickup-Line Panda
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ARE YOU BALD? CAUSE YOUR THE SHINIEST THING I SEE!

ARE YOU BALD? CAUSE YOUR THE SHINIEST THING I SEE! Pickup-Line Panda
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Hey sweetie, what starts with D and ends in U? My Dick

Hey sweetie, what starts with D and ends in U? My Dick Pickup-Line Panda
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hey girl, are you stuck up? because my dick is when I see you

hey girl, are you stuck up? because my dick is when I see you Pickup-Line Panda
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Oh, hey there. Dare.to.dive into those woods over there?

Oh, hey there. Dare.to.dive into those woods over there? Pickup-Line Panda
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Do you like food? I like food too. We should hang out.

Do you like food? I like food too. We should hang out. Pickup-Line Panda
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That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. Pickup-Line Panda
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Is that a mirror in you're pocket? Just as I thought, made in heaven.

Is that a mirror in you're pocket? Just as I thought, made in heaven. Pickup-Line Panda
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You must have farted... Cuz something stinks...I'm no good at this...

You must have farted... Cuz something stinks...I'm no good at this... Pickup-Line Panda
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