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Pickup-Line Panda

HEY BABY, ARE YOU CONSTIPATED? CUZ I WANNA FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

HEY BABY, ARE YOU CONSTIPATED? CUZ I WANNA FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. Pickup-Line Panda
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Sex and pizza at my place? What, you dont like pizza?

Sex and pizza at my place? What, you dont like pizza? Pickup-Line Panda
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I'm a Necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?

I'm a Necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead? Pickup-Line Panda
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Excuse me, I lost my teddy bear Can I Sleep with you?

Excuse me, I lost my teddy bear Can I Sleep with you? Pickup-Line Panda
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I hope you're a plumber Cause you got my pipe leaking

I hope you're a plumber Cause you got my pipe leaking Pickup-Line Panda
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What's the difference between you and my big toe? I don't plan on banging my big toe on this tree stump.

What's the difference between you and my big toe? I don't plan on banging my big toe on this tree stump. Pickup-Line Panda
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I'M NO WEATHERMAN BUT YOU CAN EXPECT MORE THAN A FEW INCHES TONIGHT

I'M NO WEATHERMAN BUT YOU CAN EXPECT MORE THAN A FEW INCHES TONIGHT Pickup-Line Panda
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Was your father an asshole? Because you're the shit.

Was your father an asshole? Because you're the shit. Pickup-Line Panda
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They call me pizza boy If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free

They call me pizza boy If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free Pickup-Line Panda
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Baby, I put the STD in stud All I need is U

Baby, I put the STD in stud All I need is U Pickup-Line Panda
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