Pickup-Line Panda

I'm an astronaut with a mission to uranus

I'm an astronaut  with a mission to uranus   Pickup-Line Panda

But that empty bottle wasn't mine! gets community service anyways

But that empty bottle wasn't mine! gets community service anyways  Pickup-Line Panda

MY DICK JUST DIED CAN I BURY IT IN YOUR ASS?

MY DICK JUST DIED CAN I BURY IT IN YOUR ASS?  Pickup-Line Panda

ARE YOU 9/11? BECAUSE I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU

ARE YOU 9/11? BECAUSE I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you a tactical grenade? Cuz you're stunning

Are you a tactical grenade? Cuz you're stunning   Pickup-Line Panda

Cause you're an asian, Judging by your car

Cause you're an asian, Judging by your car  Pickup-Line Panda

I am two inches... off the floor.

I am two inches... off the floor.   Pickup-Line Panda

You must be high in fiber When I saw you I shat my pants

You must be high in fiber When I saw you I shat my pants  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey I'm a fucking bear.

Hey I'm a fucking bear.  Pickup-Line Panda

Blow me if I'm wrong... But is your name Eleanor Van Da Veldt?

Blow me if I'm wrong... But is your name Eleanor Van Da Veldt?   Pickup-Line Panda
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