Pickup-Line Panda

WHY HELLO THERE I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MIKE HAWK

WHY HELLO THERE  I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MIKE HAWK  Pickup-Line Panda

FAT PENGIN... JUST THOUGHT I'D SAY SOMETHING TO BREAK THE ICE.

FAT PENGIN... JUST THOUGHT I'D SAY SOMETHING TO BREAK THE ICE.  Pickup-Line Panda

You're hot physically

You're hot physically  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you Jamaican? 'CUZ JAMAICAN ME CRAZY

Are you Jamaican? 'CUZ JAMAICAN ME CRAZY  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you an angel? Cause i wanna fuck!

Are you an angel? Cause i wanna fuck!  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you wash your clothes with Windex? You might be dumb enough to just blow me, then.

Do you wash your clothes with Windex? You might be dumb enough to just blow me, then.  Pickup-Line Panda

I'd stare into your eyes more, but I've never been a good swimmer.

I'd stare into your eyes more, but I've never been a good swimmer.  Pickup-Line Panda

If she's old enough to Pee She's old enough for me!

If she's old enough to Pee She's old enough for me!  Pickup-Line Panda

Nice legs What time do they open? Caption 3 goes here

Nice legs What time do they open? Caption 3 goes here  Pickup-Line Panda

Shows you car keys. Do I turn you on?

Shows you car keys. Do I turn you on?  Pickup-Line Panda
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