Pickup-Line Panda

you remind me of a crescent wrench every time I think of you my nuts tighten up

you remind me of a crescent wrench every time I think of you my nuts tighten up  Pickup-Line Panda

Lets cut the bullshit Wanna Fuck

Lets cut the bullshit Wanna Fuck  Pickup-Line Panda

wanna see my bamboner?

wanna see my bamboner?  Pickup-Line Panda

YOU REMIND ME OF MY PINKY TOE YOU'RE SMALL, CUTE, AND I'M GONNA END UP BANGING YOU ON MY TABLE TONIGHT.

YOU REMIND ME OF MY PINKY TOE YOU'RE SMALL, CUTE, AND I'M GONNA END UP BANGING YOU ON MY TABLE TONIGHT.  Pickup-Line Panda

I want a slice Of that cutie pie

I want a slice Of that cutie pie  Pickup-Line Panda

are you ham? because I love your sandwiches.

are you ham? because I love your sandwiches.  Pickup-Line Panda

Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.

Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.  Pickup-Line Panda

oye guapa, crees en el AMOR a primera vista? o te tapan esas tetas tan grrrandes?

oye guapa, crees en el AMOR a primera vista? o te tapan esas tetas tan grrrandes?  Pickup-Line Panda

My name is Winnie the Pooh... And I've got a hundred acre wood.

My name is Winnie the Pooh... And I've got a hundred acre wood.  Pickup-Line Panda

I go deep In EVERY ass

I go deep In EVERY ass  Pickup-Line Panda
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