Pickup-Line Panda

Hey

Hey   Pickup-Line Panda

Can someone please explain to me, How do you get a panda out from a bottle?

Can someone please explain to me, How do you get a panda out from a bottle?  Pickup-Line Panda

I'M NO WEATHERMAN BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE IT RAIN

I'M NO WEATHERMAN BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE IT RAIN  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you calcium? Because you're making my bone hard.

Are you calcium? Because you're making my bone hard.  Pickup-Line Panda

Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm a plunger and you're a clogged toilet Let me pound the shit out of you.

I'm a plunger and you're a clogged toilet Let me pound the shit out of you.  Pickup-Line Panda

HEISENBERG WAS WRONG. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU'LL BE TONIGHT. AND HOW FAST YOU'LL BE COMING.

HEISENBERG WAS WRONG. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU'LL BE TONIGHT.  AND HOW FAST YOU'LL BE COMING.  Pickup-Line Panda

Good Night Keep your butthole tight

Good Night Keep your butthole tight  Pickup-Line Panda

you know what you would look great in rope

you know what you would look great in rope  Pickup-Line Panda

Did we match yet?

Did we match yet?   Pickup-Line Panda
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