Pickup-Line Panda

Would you like a date ? How about some rape ?

Would you like a date ? How about some rape ?  Pickup-Line Panda

What...? Like you never had one.

What...? Like you never had one.  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you an angel? Because my balls just dropped

Are you an angel? Because my balls just dropped  Pickup-Line Panda

Have you ordered EW? Because I will "hit" you if you haven't

Have you ordered EW? Because I will

Did you fall from Heaven? Because we should fuck

Did you fall from Heaven? Because we should fuck  Pickup-Line Panda

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to put my dick in your ass

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to put my dick in your ass  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you come here Often? Because I cum here often

Do you come here
Often? Because I cum here often  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you work at Subway? Cause every time I see you I get a footlong.

Do you work at Subway? Cause every time I see you I get a footlong.  Pickup-Line Panda

Nice shoes Wanna fuck?

Nice shoes Wanna fuck?  Pickup-Line Panda

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put F-U-C-K-U together

If I could rearrange
the alphabet, I would put
F-U-C-K-U together  Pickup-Line Panda
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