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Is your sister on the Equestrian team? no? then where did she learn to ride like that?

Is your sister on the Equestrian team? no? then where did she learn to ride like that?  Pickup-Line Panda

I should've brought my library card Cause I wanna check you out

I should've brought my library card Cause I wanna check you out  Pickup-Line Panda

What winks + fucks like a tiger? ;-)

What winks + fucks like a tiger? ;-)  Pickup-Line Panda

what you looking at fool get your ass to Big n Bashy & Electrikal or you'll be the one with black eyes ye dig

what you looking at fool get your ass to Big n Bashy & Electrikal or you'll be the one with black eyes ye dig   Pickup-Line Panda

Kung Fu Panda? More like, Come Fuck Panda!

Kung Fu Panda? More like, Come Fuck Panda!  Pickup-Line Panda

carter felker The dish is a form of engastration, a recipe method in which one animal is stuffed inside the gastric passage of another

carter felker The dish is a form of engastration, a recipe method in which one animal is stuffed inside the gastric passage of another  Pickup-Line Panda

I have been on the front page of r/all three times. Wanna have sex with me?

I have been on the front page of r/all three times. Wanna have sex with me?  Pickup-Line Panda

I'M NOT DRUNK I JUST STAR MY LONG WEEKEND

I'M NOT DRUNK I JUST STAR MY LONG WEEKEND  Pickup-Line Panda

If I pinned you down and forced myself into you would you not scream?

If I pinned you down and forced myself into you would you not scream?  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you want to see something swell? I can move and show you my penis.

Do you want to see something swell? I can move and show you my penis.  Pickup-Line Panda
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