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DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN BECAUSE HAVE SEX WITH ME

DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN BECAUSE HAVE SEX WITH ME  Pickup-Line Panda

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im not trying to impress you but....  my rape dungeon has carpet.   Pickup-Line Panda

Is your dad a butcher? Because I want to bone you.

Is your dad a butcher? Because I want to bone you.   Pickup-Line Panda

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I have skittles in my pants. Wanna taste the rainbow?  Pickup-Line Panda

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You have 206 bones in your body  Do you want 
another one?  Pickup-Line Panda

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drunk panda how drink with no thumbs?  Pickup-Line Panda

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I'm not a taxidermist but I would love to stuff your beaver  Pickup-Line Panda

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Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin.  Pickup-Line Panda

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Hickery Dickery Dock It's time to suck my cock  Pickup-Line Panda
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