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Pickup Dragon

My dick is like my car i park it where i like it

My dick is like my car i park it where i like it Pickup Dragon
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how much do you think this car weighs? enough to break the ice, hop in

how much do you think this car weighs? enough to break the ice, hop in Pickup Dragon
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let me take your derivative so i can lie tangent to your curves

let me take your derivative so i can lie tangent to your curves Pickup Dragon
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I'm not actually driving.

I'm not actually driving. Pickup Dragon
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So if I flip a coin What are my chances of getting head?

So if I flip a coin What are my chances of getting head? Pickup Dragon
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Next stop Dildo

Next stop Dildo Pickup Dragon
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where are we going? TO POUND TOWN

where are we going? TO POUND TOWN Pickup Dragon
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Nice legs What time do they open?

Nice legs What time do they open? Pickup Dragon
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How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out

How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out Pickup Dragon
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Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! Pickup Dragon
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