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Pickup Dragon

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together Pickup Dragon
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Am I intoxicated or just drunk on love? Either way you're driving.

Am I intoxicated or just drunk on love? Either way you're driving. Pickup Dragon
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have you ever considered opening a hot dog place? cuz you sure know how to make a weiner stand!

have you ever considered opening a hot dog place? cuz you sure know how to make a weiner stand! Pickup Dragon
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I must be an astronomer... Because I love gazing at UR anus.

I must be an astronomer... Because I love gazing at UR anus. Pickup Dragon
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you look tired, let me give you a ride also, i'll be happy to drive you somewhere

you look tired, let me give you a ride also, i'll be happy to drive you somewhere Pickup Dragon
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If I had a nickel for everytime I saw someone as ugly as you I'd be rich

If I had a nickel for everytime I saw someone as ugly as you I'd be rich Pickup Dragon
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My bologna has a first name It's L-A-R-G-E

My bologna has a first name It's L-A-R-G-E Pickup Dragon
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Did you say ignition? Because my rocket just went off.

Did you say ignition? Because my rocket just went off. Pickup Dragon
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Have you noticed I'm a ripoff of Pickup line panda? No? Good.

Have you noticed I'm a ripoff of Pickup line panda? No? Good. Pickup Dragon
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IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY WOULD YOU LET ME FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT?

IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY WOULD YOU LET ME FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT? Pickup Dragon
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