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why do people say as clean as a whistle when a whistle is full of spit?

why do people say as clean as a whistle when a whistle is full of spit? Philosoraptor
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If hitting someone with your elbow is called elbowing then why isn't punching called fisting?

If hitting someone with your elbow is called elbowing then why isn't punching called fisting? Philosoraptor
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Why are they called boxing gloves? If they're actually mittens

Why are they called boxing gloves? If they're actually mittens Philosoraptor
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Did the sandy hook kids have their midlife crises at 3 years old?

Did the sandy hook kids have their midlife crises at 3 years old? Philosoraptor
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The Bible says "hope that the end times are not in the winter" Couldn't I just migrate during the end times?

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just one cup? oh i see.

just one cup? oh i see. Philosoraptor
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If a zombie is toothless can it still infect you?

If a zombie is toothless can it still infect you? Philosoraptor
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Is it underwear if it's always worn on top?

Is it underwear if it's always worn on top? Philosoraptor
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but what about special forces?

but what about special forces? Philosoraptor
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If Jesus can walk on Water What happens to him when it rains??

If Jesus can walk on Water What happens to him when it rains?? Philosoraptor
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