Philosoraptor

If Wile E Coyote can buy dynamite and cannons Why couldn't he just buy dinner?

If Wile E Coyote can buy dynamite and cannons Why couldn't he just buy dinner?  Philosoraptor

If all black people eat KFC then why the fuck is the inventor white?

If all black people eat KFC then why the fuck is the inventor white?  Philosoraptor

If 5 Napkin Burger expects you to make such a mess Why do they only give you 1 napkin?

If 5 Napkin Burger expects you to make such a mess Why do they only give you 1 napkin?  Philosoraptor

Is it OK to call a 5-year old sexy if you say "no pedo" after?

Is it OK to  call a 5-year old sexy if you say

Could you make a box out of a two way mirror, And flick a light on then off, then have infinite light?

Could you make a box out of a two way mirror,   And flick a light on then off, then have infinite light?  Philosoraptor

The opposite of left is right... but, the opposite of right is wrong... does that make left wrong?

The opposite of left is right...  but, the opposite of right is wrong...
 does that make left wrong?  Philosoraptor

IF I FALL THROUGH THIS HOLE WILL I FALL?

IF I FALL THROUGH 
THIS HOLE WILL I FALL?  Philosoraptor

what if everyone who is colorblind are the only ones who aren't?

what if everyone who is colorblind are the only ones who aren't?  Philosoraptor

If he gets punched in the face Would his opponent be making mashed potato?

If he gets punched in the face Would his opponent be making  mashed potato?  Philosoraptor

The next sentence is true The first sentence was false

The next sentence is true The first sentence was false  Philosoraptor
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