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If abs are made in the kitchen Shouldn't all women have abs?

If abs are made in the kitchen Shouldn't all women have abs? Philosoraptor
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Is getting a hand job from a deaf girl considered a blowjob

Is getting a hand job from a deaf girl considered a blowjob Philosoraptor
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If God never ages why does he look so old?

If God never ages why does he look so old? Philosoraptor
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When i take a dump am i really giving one?

When i take a dump am i really giving one? Philosoraptor
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If danny glover was too old for this shit in 1987 what is he now?

If danny glover was too old for this shit in 1987 what is he now? Philosoraptor
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So John Hammond gave me life, but he's also santa claus. how can i prove to him that i am not a murderous machine, and am indeed worthy of a gift?

So John Hammond gave me life, but he's also santa claus. how can i prove to him that i am not a murderous machine, and am indeed worthy of a gift? Philosoraptor
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If our mascot is a gryphon and our colours are red and Gold Does that make us gryffindor in muggle disguise?

If our mascot is a gryphon and our colours are red and Gold Does that make us gryffindor in muggle disguise? Philosoraptor
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What if satan is a really cool dude and being "bad" is just relative?

What if satan is a really cool dude and being
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If cheese is moldy milk and cheese can mold.... Is that Moldception?

If cheese is moldy milk and cheese can mold.... Is that Moldception? Philosoraptor
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If lesvians don't like men then why do they like dick dildos?

If lesvians don't like men then why do they like dick dildos? Philosoraptor
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