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What if we ended the war on drugs And started a war on littering

What if we ended the war on drugs And started a war on littering Philosoraptor
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If Jean Claude Van Damme had a tour bus with a broken toilet, would it be Jean Claude Van Damme's, god damn van's clogged john?

If Jean Claude Van Damme had a tour bus with a broken toilet, would it be Jean Claude Van Damme's, god damn van's clogged john? Philosoraptor
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if guns dont kill people, people kill people does that mean that toasters dont toast toast, toast toast toast?

if guns dont kill people, people kill people does that mean that toasters dont toast toast, toast toast toast? Philosoraptor
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when someone gives you their dealer's number is that a "reeferal"?

when someone gives you their dealer's number is that a
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If you have phone sex alot Can you contract hearing AIDS?

If you have phone sex alot Can you contract hearing AIDS? Philosoraptor
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If it's God's will that people are infected with deadly diseases Are hospitals insulting god by keeping them alive?

If it's God's will that people are infected with deadly diseases Are hospitals insulting god by keeping them alive? Philosoraptor
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In a lesbian relationship who makes the sandwiches?

In a lesbian relationship who makes the sandwiches? Philosoraptor
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In spongebob squarepants is Mother of pearl... mr. crab's wife?

In spongebob squarepants is Mother of pearl... mr. crab's wife? Philosoraptor
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If gingers have no souls, does this mean the Weasleys are safe from dementors?

If gingers have no souls, does this mean the Weasleys are safe from dementors? Philosoraptor
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Why do suck and blow... Mean the same thing when it comes to something being bad?

Why do suck and blow... Mean the same thing when it comes to something being bad? Philosoraptor
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