Philosoraptor

Is it friday Every time i listen to Rebecca Black?

Is it friday Every time i listen to Rebecca Black?  Philosoraptor

If people are called illegal aliens What do we call actual aliens?

If people are called illegal aliens What do we call actual aliens?  Philosoraptor

if I time-travelled to yesterday and gave my past self a handjob would it be considered masturbation?

if I time-travelled to yesterday and gave my past self a handjob would it be considered masturbation?  Philosoraptor

If they can't see my penis Can I use the women's bathroom?

If they can't see my penis Can I use the women's bathroom?   Philosoraptor

Mr. Hammond... Cheese?

Mr. Hammond... Cheese?  Philosoraptor

Always Drunk? never hungover

Always Drunk? never hungover  Philosoraptor

if you sit on a fire are you lying?

if you sit on  a fire are you lying?  Philosoraptor

Why do men Work at Subway?

Why do men Work at Subway?  Philosoraptor

I was talking to my son the other day, and I said, "yo little g, it's fucked up." "you came from my balls."

I was talking to my son the other day, and I said,

what if you casted expelliarmus and the wand was super glued to the wizard's hand?

what if you casted expelliarmus and the wand was super glued to the wizard's hand?  Philosoraptor
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