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Philosoraptor

Why is it called the garage door opener if it closes the garage door too?

Why is it called the garage door opener if it closes the garage door too? Philosoraptor
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If anything between two slices of bread is a sandwich Does that make the whole loaf a bread sandwich?

If anything between two slices of bread is a sandwich Does that make the whole loaf a bread sandwich? Philosoraptor
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If we are made after god's image can god choke to death?

If we are made after god's image can god choke to death? Philosoraptor
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How to void your religion: "Let's see... the world will end in... 2012?"

How to void your religion:
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WHAT IF THE MAYANS PREDICTED SOPA AND THEIR CALENDAR IS CENSORED AFTER 2012

WHAT IF THE MAYANS PREDICTED SOPA AND THEIR CALENDAR IS CENSORED AFTER 2012 Philosoraptor
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Fuck money Get bitches?

Fuck money Get bitches? Philosoraptor
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when lightning strikes the ocean why don't the fish die?

when lightning strikes the ocean why don't the fish die? Philosoraptor
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if waiting is the hardest part, and knowing is half the battle is waiting to know the hardest part of the battle?

if waiting is the hardest part, and knowing is half the battle is waiting to know the hardest part of the battle? Philosoraptor
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If brian chews loud enough would everyone in the world orgasm?

If brian chews loud enough would everyone in the world orgasm? Philosoraptor
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If you get a bad blow job followed by a bad hand job can you say you fought tooth and nail?

If you get a bad blow job followed by a bad hand job can you say you fought tooth and nail? Philosoraptor
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