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so you are fighting for the us constitution explain the "no standing armies"

so you are fighting for the us constitution explain the
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If a girl gives Enstein a blowjob Is that the smartest thing to come out of her mouth?

If a girl gives Enstein a blowjob Is that the smartest thing to come out of her mouth? Philosoraptor
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What if in the chicken crossing the road joke The "other side" is a euphemism for the afterlife and the chicken is crossing the road because it knows it will get run over

What if in the chicken crossing the road joke The
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What if error 37 is just a boss?

What if error 37 is just a boss? Philosoraptor
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Why didn't all those people who died while attempting to fly on LSD just try taking off from the ground first?

Why didn't all those people who died while attempting to fly on LSD just try taking off from the ground first? Philosoraptor
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What if the bible is a test from god to distinguish the retards from the smartasses?

What if the bible is a test from god to distinguish the retards from the smartasses? Philosoraptor
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If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper, And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker, And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper, What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea? A slap happy J

If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper, And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker, And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper, What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea? A slap happy J Philosoraptor
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If god created everyone in his image what race would that make him?

If god created everyone in his image what race would that make him? Philosoraptor
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Reddit sounds like read it so then why is the entire website against reposts?

Reddit sounds like read it so then why is the entire website against reposts? Philosoraptor
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If every country is in debt... Who has all the money?

If every country is in debt... Who has all the money? Philosoraptor
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