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If drunk people can be kicked out of a bar Why can't fat people be kicked out of McDonald's?

If drunk people can be kicked out of a bar Why can't fat people be kicked out of McDonald's? Philosoraptor
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If excreting shit during a fart is a shart... Is pissng during a queef..a peef?

If excreting shit during a fart is a shart... Is pissng during a queef..a peef? Philosoraptor
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If you're an evangelical that has been backing Catholics Doesn't that make you a bi-sectual?

If you're an evangelical that has been backing Catholics Doesn't that make you a bi-sectual? Philosoraptor
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If 22 is pronounced 'Twenty-two' Why isn't 11 pronounced 'onety-one'

If 22 is pronounced 'Twenty-two' Why isn't 11 pronounced 'onety-one' Philosoraptor
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If god can speak to us then why do we need an illegible bible?

If god can speak to us then why do we need an illegible bible? Philosoraptor
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If one is to wash their hands for thirty seconds after using the restroom then why does the faucet turn off after five seconds in public restrooms?

If one is to wash their hands for thirty seconds after using the restroom then why does the faucet turn off after five seconds in public restrooms? Philosoraptor
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If women think they aren't meant to cook then why do they have eggs and milk inside them?

If women think they aren't meant to cook then why do they have eggs and milk inside them? Philosoraptor
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if you cry while you masturbate do you clean up with happy tissues or sad tissues?

if you cry while you masturbate do you clean up with happy tissues or sad tissues? Philosoraptor
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What did I do with my life Before reddit

What did I do with my life Before reddit Philosoraptor
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If I do Olympic Drinking Do I Train with Bacardio?

If I do Olympic Drinking Do I Train with Bacardio? Philosoraptor
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