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If one is to wash their hands for thirty seconds after using the restroom then why does the faucet turn off after five seconds in public restrooms?

If one is to wash their hands for thirty seconds after using the restroom then why does the faucet turn off after five seconds in public restrooms? Philosoraptor
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If women think they aren't meant to cook then why do they have eggs and milk inside them?

If women think they aren't meant to cook then why do they have eggs and milk inside them? Philosoraptor
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if you cry while you masturbate do you clean up with happy tissues or sad tissues?

if you cry while you masturbate do you clean up with happy tissues or sad tissues? Philosoraptor
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If Spongebob and them live underwater, where do they get Krabby Patty meat?

If Spongebob and them live underwater, where do they get Krabby Patty meat? Philosoraptor
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If the Westboro baptist church hates homosexuals Would V for Vendetta be their favorite movie?

If the Westboro baptist church hates homosexuals Would V for Vendetta be their favorite movie? Philosoraptor
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is it possible people don't want to stop believing because they've come this far in life believing in a god, they're too stubborn to switch sides, and the more stubborn they get the more they make themselves believe that there really is a god, because th

is it possible people don't want to stop believing because they've come this far in life believing in a god, they're too stubborn to switch sides, and the more stubborn they get the more they make themselves believe that there really is a god, because th Philosoraptor
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How can you be both up for something and down for it?

How can you be both up for something and down for it? Philosoraptor
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If drunk people can be kicked out of a bar Why can't fat people be kicked out of McDonald's?

If drunk people can be kicked out of a bar Why can't fat people be kicked out of McDonald's? Philosoraptor
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If excreting shit during a fart is a shart... Is pissng during a queef..a peef?

If excreting shit during a fart is a shart... Is pissng during a queef..a peef? Philosoraptor
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If you're an evangelical that has been backing Catholics Doesn't that make you a bi-sectual?

If you're an evangelical that has been backing Catholics Doesn't that make you a bi-sectual? Philosoraptor
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