Philosoraptor

if semtex grenades stick to any surface you throw it at why doesn't it stick to your hand?

if semtex grenades stick to any surface you throw it at why doesn't it stick to your hand?  Philosoraptor

What if dreams are just parallel universes that we all do dumb shit in together?

What if dreams are just parallel universes that we all do dumb shit in together?  Philosoraptor

SI LAS PERSONAS SIENTEN MARIPOSAS EN EL ESTOMAGO LAS MARIPOSAS SIENTEN HUMANOS EN EL ESTOMAGO

SI LAS PERSONAS SIENTEN MARIPOSAS EN EL ESTOMAGO  LAS MARIPOSAS SIENTEN HUMANOS EN EL ESTOMAGO   Philosoraptor

How can a girl friend-zone me... When I was only pretending to be her friend for sexual favors?

How can a girl friend-zone me... When I was only pretending to be her friend for sexual favors?  Philosoraptor

If i dont cum.. Does it count?

If i dont cum.. Does it count?  Philosoraptor

if a king runs a kingdom and a emperor runs an empire then who runs a country?

if a king runs a kingdom and a emperor runs an empire then who runs a country?  Philosoraptor

When Satan swears does he say goddamnedit?

When Satan swears does he say goddamnedit?  Philosoraptor

IF YOU PULL THE vostok PLUG AT THE BOTTOM OF THE EARTH WON'T All our water drain out through antarctica?

IF YOU PULL THE vostok PLUG AT THE BOTTOM OF THE EARTH WON'T All our water drain out through antarctica?  Philosoraptor

If you get a bad blow job followed by a bad hand job can you say you fought tooth and nail?

If you get a bad blow job followed by a bad hand job can you say you fought tooth and nail?  Philosoraptor

If people are messing up memes and we're reposting them. Does that mean it's a new meme and now they're doing it right?

If people are messing up memes and we're reposting them. Does that mean it's a new meme and now they're doing it right?  Philosoraptor
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