Pawn Star

That super rare book is worth $500? I'll give you like 5 bucks for it.

That super rare book is worth $500? I'll give you like 5 bucks for it.  Pawn Star

an expert? i'll call my buddy who's an expert on guys who are experts on experts

an expert? i'll call my buddy who's an expert on guys who are experts on experts  Pawn Star

Oh, you wanna suck my dick? Best I can do is handjob

Oh, you wanna suck my dick? Best I can do is handjob  Pawn Star

You want a full description of the procedure for this lab? Best I can do is "see lab manual"

You want a full description of the procedure for this lab? Best I can do is

You want to take a nice dump before going out? Best I can give you is a wet fart

You want to take a nice dump before going out? Best I can give you is a wet fart   Pawn Star

Over 9000? more like barely 900!

Over 9000? more like barely 900!  Pawn Star

The deranger that john wilks booth used to kill Abraham lincon? I'm thinkin like 20 bucks

The deranger that john wilks booth used to kill Abraham lincon? I'm thinkin like 20 bucks  Pawn Star

think of a number between 10 and 60? 7 is the best I can do

think of a number between 10 and 60? 7 is the best I can do  Pawn Star

A level four barbarian wants a magic greatsword? The best I can give you is +1

A level four barbarian wants a magic greatsword? The best I can give you is +1  Pawn Star

Trying to make it to the front page with a dead meme? Best I can do is like, 7th page

Trying to make it to the front page with a dead meme? Best I can do is like, 7th page  Pawn Star
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