Pawn Star

you want a beard? BEST I CAN DO IS a creeper stache.

 you want a beard? BEST I CAN DO IS a creeper stache.   Pawn Star

Ron Jeremy's severed penis? let me call a buddy of mine who's an expert in Ron Jeremy's severed penises

Ron Jeremy's severed penis? let me call a buddy of mine who's an expert in Ron Jeremy's severed penises  Pawn Star

Oh, you want breakfast? Best I can do is Cherrios

Oh, you want breakfast? Best I can do is Cherrios  Pawn Star

turn my phone off? Best I can do is vibrate

turn my phone off? Best I can do is vibrate  Pawn Star

Oh, the speed limit here is 50? Best I can do is 35

Oh, the speed limit here is 50? Best I can do is 35  Pawn Star

You had a bad day? LET ME CALL UP MY BUDDY WHO'S AN EXPERT IN giving a shit

You had a bad day? LET ME CALL UP MY BUDDY WHO'S AN EXPERT IN giving a shit  Pawn Star

the cure for aids? I'll give you like 20 bucks for it

the cure for aids? I'll give you like 20 bucks for it  Pawn Star

$250 Biology book I'll give you like $15 trade in for it

$250 Biology book I'll give you like $15 trade in for it  Pawn Star

I see you paid $20 for Olivia. Looks like this bitch needs a shitload of work done.

I see you paid $20 for Olivia. Looks like this bitch needs a shitload of work done.  Pawn Star

Your grandmothers holocaust ring? looks fake

Your grandmothers holocaust ring? looks fake  Pawn Star
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