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I'll give you 50 bucks for it

 I'll give you 50 bucks for it  Pawn Star

You want to pawn it or sell it or hear me laugh?

You want to pawn it or sell it or hear me laugh?  Pawn Star

My dick? Come and suck it.

My dick? Come and suck it.  Pawn Star

its a really rare piece i mean I'll give you ten bucks for it

its a really rare piece i mean I'll give you ten bucks for it   Pawn Star

Bird in the hand? I'll give you like one in the bush for it

Bird in the hand? I'll give you like one in the bush for it  Pawn Star

well the expert said 5000? best i can do is 1200

well the expert said 5000? best i can do is 1200  Pawn Star

I can vote twice a day for SAE? best i can do is like your picture, and not vote.

I can vote twice a day
for SAE? best i can do is
like your picture, and not vote.  Pawn Star

The holy grail The highest offer i can go is 20$

The holy grail The highest offer i can go is 20$  Pawn Star

I can only pay (insert obscenely low offer) cut to backroom... (insert rick's smokers' hack laughter)

I can only pay 
(insert obscenely low offer) cut to backroom...
(insert rick's smokers' hack laughter)  Pawn Star

this seems like a cool story bro but im gonna have to consult with my expert on cool stories to verify that

this seems like a cool story bro but im gonna have to consult with my expert on cool stories to verify that  Pawn Star
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