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We should take all the people on welfare And put them in the army

We should take all the people on welfare And put them in the army   Patrick Star

We should take all Americans without guns And give them guns to make the country safer

We should take all Americans without guns And give them guns to make the country safer   Patrick Star

We should take all the upvotes that you earn on reddit with an imgur picture And then add them to that picture

We should take all the upvotes that you earn on reddit with an imgur picture And then add them to that picture   Patrick Star

I was always told I was 100% Star. Then I find out I'm related to Thomas Jefferson.

I was always told I was 100% Star. Then I find out I'm related to Thomas Jefferson.    Patrick Star

You should take all the files you were going to ftp and use git to commit them on your webserver

You should take all the files you were going to ftp and use git to commit them on your webserver   Patrick Star

We should take all the redditors And let them handle foreign relations

We should take all the redditors And let them handle foreign relations   Patrick Star

Now all of the unemployed people of CO & WA Can sit on their ass and get high

Now all of the unemployed people of CO & WA Can sit on their ass and get high   Patrick Star

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What if I take everything on Reddit And put it on facebook

What if I take everything on Reddit And put it on facebook   Patrick Star

WE SHOULD TAKE EAST OF EDEN And push it to the west

WE SHOULD TAKE EAST OF EDEN  And push it to the west   Patrick Star
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