Party Toddler

woke up in my own piss

woke up in my own piss  Party Toddler

not sure what happened last night put my private parts are sore

not sure what happened last night put my private parts are sore  Party Toddler

I like babydolls But the ones with the lazy eyes scare the shit out of me

I like babydolls But the ones with the lazy eyes scare the shit out of me  Party Toddler

Jesus christ... Didn't I have teeth?

Jesus christ... Didn't I have teeth?   Party Toddler

Of course I'm cranky I woke up half naked in a pool of my own vomit

Of course I'm cranky  I woke up half naked in a pool of my own vomit  Party Toddler

Last night was a blur I went to AveryCloseCall’s PAX party

Last night was a blur I went to AveryCloseCall’s PAX party  Party Toddler

Please don't tell me i went home with the e*trade baby

Please don't tell me i went home with the e*trade baby  Party Toddler

What do i look like? Cindy fucking Lou who?

What do i look like? Cindy fucking Lou who?  Party Toddler

you say it was liquid methadone? i thought it was pepto-bismol

you say it was liquid methadone? i thought it was pepto-bismol  Party Toddler

Am I drunk or blonde because this room is spinning?

Am I drunk or blonde  because this room is spinning?  Party Toddler
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