Paranoid Parrot

makes new black friend fears every sentence may be somehow construed as racist

makes new black friend fears every sentence may be somehow construed as racist  Paranoid Parrot

Locks bathroom door tries to open door to make sure lock works

Locks bathroom door tries to open door to make sure lock works  Paranoid Parrot

Paranoid that everything i post will be a repost Paranoid that even this is a repost

Paranoid that everything i post will be a repost Paranoid that even this is a repost  Paranoid Parrot

Sees meme about redditor sleeping through final sets 12 alarms for his and wakes up every 5 minutes to check the time

Sees meme about redditor sleeping through final sets 12 alarms for his and wakes up every 5 minutes to check the time  Paranoid Parrot

go to a store wearing something you bought there get nervous they'll think you're trying to steal it

go to a store wearing something you bought there get nervous they'll think you're trying to steal it  Paranoid Parrot

Oh no, she's yawning? She must know i was staring at her

Oh no, she's yawning? She must know i was staring at her  Paranoid Parrot

Walk by and suddenly hear people laughing What am i doing wrong!

Walk by and suddenly hear people laughing What am i doing wrong!  Paranoid Parrot

Just put alarm on Better check the alarm is on

Just put alarm on Better check the alarm is on  Paranoid Parrot

"The captain has turned on the fasten your seat belts sign" We're going down

have headphones on keep taking them off to make sure it's not playing through speaker

have headphones on keep taking them off to make sure it's not playing through speaker  Paranoid Parrot
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