Paranoid Parrot

i'm the only one on the road did i miss the apocalypse today?

i'm the only one on the road did i miss the apocalypse today?   Paranoid Parrot

"Can i borrow your computer?" oh god no

"Press any key" Better press enter just in case

I've had a runny nose for a few days hope it's not brain fluid

I've had a runny nose for a few days hope it's not brain fluid  Paranoid Parrot

car in front of you driving slow move to the side a bit so people behind can see it isnt you causing traffic

car in front of you driving slow move to the side a bit so people behind can see it isnt you causing traffic  Paranoid Parrot

MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH A BLACK PERSON THEY THINK YOU ARE A RACIST

MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH A BLACK PERSON THEY THINK YOU ARE A RACIST  Paranoid Parrot

Click anywhere to start I'd better click on that word to be sure

Click anywhere to start I'd better click on that word to be sure   Paranoid Parrot

Read about diseases with one in a million prevalence Convinced I have at least six of them

Read about diseases with one in a million prevalence  Convinced I have at least six of them  Paranoid Parrot

prepare iron-clad defensive argument in case you get accused of something

prepare iron-clad defensive argument in case you get accused of something  Paranoid Parrot

Slight chest discomfort Better write my will

Slight chest discomfort Better write my will  Paranoid Parrot
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