Paranoid Parrot

car behind you makes the same turn i'm being followed

car behind you makes the same turn i'm being followed  Paranoid Parrot

gets into car to drive home at night immediately check backseats just in case

gets into car to drive home at night immediately check backseats just in case  Paranoid Parrot

wants to check out books on paranoia librarian says "they're behind you!"

wants to check out books on paranoia librarian says

hears someone speaking russian shit's about to get real

hears someone speaking russian shit's about to get real  Paranoid Parrot

has the exact change to pay recounts it ten times while in line to make sure that it is the right amount

has the exact change to pay recounts it ten times while in line to make sure that it is the right amount  Paranoid Parrot

changes channel twice so nobody can hit back on the remote to see what you were watching

changes channel twice so nobody can hit back on the remote to see what you were watching  Paranoid Parrot

Roommate dropped the shampoo bottle in the shower Oh fuck. Hes dead.

Roommate dropped the shampoo bottle in the shower Oh fuck. Hes dead.  Paranoid Parrot

in a room full of people and I need to clear my throat better hold it, or they'll think I have something to say

in a room full of people and I need to clear my throat better hold it, or they'll think I have something to say  Paranoid Parrot

Teacher hands out an anonymous survey to the class Changes handwriting

Teacher hands out an anonymous survey to the class Changes handwriting  Paranoid Parrot

Stare intently at the girls vagina Make sure mine is normal

Stare intently at the girls vagina Make sure mine is normal  Paranoid Parrot
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