Paranoid Parrot

Has random, unexplained pain im going to die

Has random, unexplained  pain im going to die  Paranoid Parrot

texting and walking when i step onto a sidewalk grate squeeze phone tight

texting and walking when i step onto a sidewalk grate squeeze phone tight  Paranoid Parrot

Sees Keanu conspiracy meme Oh God I'm being replaced

Sees Keanu conspiracy meme Oh God I'm being replaced  Paranoid Parrot

tall friend used the bathroom must wash sink

tall friend used the bathroom must wash sink  Paranoid Parrot

Have tickets to a show constantly check pocket to make sure they're still there

Have tickets to a show constantly check pocket to make sure they're still there  Paranoid Parrot

Copy and paste a link better click on it myself just to make sure

Copy and paste
a link better click on it
myself just to make sure  Paranoid Parrot

3+5? Better use calculator

3+5? Better use calculator  Paranoid Parrot

Need to use calculator clear clear clear clear clear clear clear

Need to use calculator clear clear clear clear clear clear clear  Paranoid Parrot

Make tiny mistake at work Assume I'm getting fired

Make tiny mistake at work Assume I'm getting fired  Paranoid Parrot

hearing police sirens cancels the torrent

hearing police sirens cancels the torrent  Paranoid Parrot
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