Paranoid Parrot

Has a friend take care of his cat for a week sets up security cameras in his house

Has a friend take care of his cat for a week sets up security cameras in his house  Paranoid Parrot

has to poop holds it until he gets home

has to poop holds it until he gets home  Paranoid Parrot

Homeless man approaching car window i never liked this car anyway

Homeless man approaching car window i never liked this car anyway  Paranoid Parrot

see friend pull up to my house better wait a minute to make sure they don't think i was standing at the door

see friend pull up to my house better wait a minute to make sure they don't think i was standing at the door  Paranoid Parrot

Never facebook stalks crush just in case those "See Who stalks your profile!" things work for just him/her

Never facebook stalks crush just in case those

OPPONENT CASUALLY TALKS HE'S CHEESING ME

OPPONENT CASUALLY TALKS HE'S CHEESING ME  Paranoid Parrot

Just Smoked a Blunt Did you call the cops?

Just Smoked a Blunt Did you call the cops?  Paranoid Parrot

About to cross one way street... looks both ways

About to cross one way street... looks both ways  Paranoid Parrot

Has a somewhat musclar body afraid to take off shirt at rave when hot in fear of being called a bro

Has a somewhat musclar body afraid to take off shirt at rave when hot in fear of being called a bro  Paranoid Parrot

barely ran red light looks in rear-view mirror for cops until you get home

barely ran red light looks in rear-view mirror for cops until you get home  Paranoid Parrot
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