Paranoid Parrot

Trust No one

Trust No one  Paranoid Parrot

Two people I'm with keep texting They're talking about me behind my back

Two people I'm with keep texting They're talking about me behind my back  Paranoid Parrot

Copies link from browser Tests in browser before sending out

Copies link from browser Tests in browser before sending out  Paranoid Parrot

OH MY GOD CANCER

OH MY GOD CANCER  Paranoid Parrot

4 downvotes in first minute of posting Delete! Delete! Delete!

4 downvotes in first minute of posting Delete! Delete! Delete!  Paranoid Parrot

Friend comes out to me Must be a cruel prank

Friend comes out to me Must be a cruel prank  Paranoid Parrot

Wearing white dress with period still 2 weeks away better check the seat every 30 seconds anyway

Wearing white dress with period still 2 weeks away better check the seat every 30 seconds anyway  Paranoid Parrot

Picks up calculator clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clearclear clear clear clearclear clear clear clear clear

Picks up calculator clear clear clear clear clear clear clear clearclear clear clear clearclear clear clear clear clear  Paranoid Parrot

Saves game Clicks save 3 more times

Saves game Clicks save 3 more times  Paranoid Parrot

Sudden intense craving for chocolate Period must be starting

Sudden intense craving for chocolate Period must be starting  Paranoid Parrot
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