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Paranoid Parrot

I messed up my signature They'll think it was forged

I messed up my signature They'll think it was forged Paranoid Parrot
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Assumes other drivers are out to kill him Survives

Assumes other drivers are out to kill him Survives Paranoid Parrot
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Pee splits in half Testicular Cancer

Pee splits in half Testicular Cancer Paranoid Parrot
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has existence acknowledged at work must have really screwed something up

has existence acknowledged at work must have really screwed something up Paranoid Parrot
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Walk into public restroom deep sense of relief when you see urinals

Walk into public restroom deep sense of relief when you see urinals Paranoid Parrot
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knock at the door format harddrive

knock at the door format harddrive Paranoid Parrot
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Has been speaking parrot for years worries keanu will find out

Has been speaking parrot for years worries keanu will find out Paranoid Parrot
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Drive by cyclist Check rear view mirror to make sure he's alive

Drive by cyclist Check rear view mirror to make sure he's alive Paranoid Parrot
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Wants to bring back this old meme Too scared it'll get downvoted to post it

Wants to bring back this old meme Too scared it'll get downvoted to post it Paranoid Parrot
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Makes sure she takes that birth control in his lucid dream

Makes sure she takes that birth control in his lucid dream Paranoid Parrot
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