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Paranoid Parrot

Walking home and notice someone behind you "i had a good life"

Walking home and notice someone behind you
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contact lens gets stuck under eye lid "oh my god it's going to go way deep get stuck forever it's never coming out i'm getting an infection i'm going to lose my eye what if it goes back to my brain what if i die"

contact lens gets stuck under eye lid
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Dodges queue right before going to bed log back in to make sure i really did

Dodges queue right before going to bed log back in to make sure i really did Paranoid Parrot
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crossing one way street look both ways

crossing one way street look both ways Paranoid Parrot
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Three downvotes already? the christians are stalking me

Three downvotes already? the christians are stalking me Paranoid Parrot
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Watches video at work Mutes both computer and video

Watches video at work Mutes both computer and video Paranoid Parrot
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Cough at the same time as someone else in room cough again to avoid swapping bodies

Cough at the same time as someone else in room cough again to avoid swapping bodies Paranoid Parrot
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they know... they all know

they know... they all know Paranoid Parrot
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Crush texts you she likes you Convince yourself it's a joke

Crush texts you she likes you Convince yourself it's a joke Paranoid Parrot
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Doorbell rings while not expecting company well, this is how i die

Doorbell rings while not expecting company well, this is how i die Paranoid Parrot
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