Paranoid Parrot

reads haiku counts syllables

reads haiku counts syllables  Paranoid Parrot

gotta get off reddit big brother is watching me

gotta get off reddit big brother is watching me  Paranoid Parrot

Makes his first decent post Im getting arrested

Makes his first decent post Im getting arrested   Paranoid Parrot

Is positive word was used correctly Looks up definition first just in case

Is positive word was used correctly Looks up definition first just in case  Paranoid Parrot

car behind takes same three turns this is how i die

car behind takes same three turns this is how i die  Paranoid Parrot

April fools approaching trust nothing

April fools approaching trust nothing  Paranoid Parrot

large flat area in mako O crap thresher maw

large flat area in mako O crap thresher maw  Paranoid Parrot

use laptop to masturbate better use sticky note to block the built-in camera

use laptop to masturbate better use sticky note to block the built-in camera  Paranoid Parrot

fuck this one's about me

fuck this one's about me  Paranoid Parrot

Get in car late at night alone Checks backseat for murderer

Get in car late at night alone Checks backseat for murderer  Paranoid Parrot
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